Magic: The Gathering(R)--Unglued(TM) Spoiler List Wizards of the Coast, Inc. (Released August 11, 1998) Card Title: Ashnod's Coupon Rarity: R Card Type: Artifact Cost: 0 Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: T, Sacrifice Ashnod's Coupon: Target player gets you target drink. Errata: You pay any costs for the drink. Flavor Text: Limited time offer. Void where prohibited. Limit one per purchase. Valid only in participating duels. This coupon is nontransferable and invalid if shattered, crumbled, detonated, pillaged, or otherwise disenchanted. Cash value less than 1/20 of a cent. Offer not valid in Quebec, Rhode Island, or where prohibited by law or the DCI. Artist: Edward P. Beard, Jr. Card Title: B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster) Rarity: R Card Type: Summon The Biggest, Baddest, Nastiest, Cost: Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: You must play both B.F.M. cards to put leaves play, sacrifice the other. B.F.M. can be blocked only by three or Flavor Text: "It was big. Really, really big. No, bigger No, more. Look, we're talking krakens and Artist: Douglas Shuler Card Title: B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster) Rarity: R Card Type: Scariest Creature You'll Ever See Cost: BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB Pow/Tgh: 99/99 Card Text: B.F.M. into play. If either B.F.M. card more creatures. Flavor Text: than that. Even bigger. Keep going. More. dreadnoughts for jewelry. It was big!" -Arna Kennerud, skyknight Artist: Douglas Shuler Card Title: Blacker Lotus Rarity: R Card Type: Artifact Cost: 0 Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: T: Tear Blacker Lotus into pieces. Add four mana of any one color to your mana pool. Play this ability as a mana source. Remove the pieces from the game afterwards. Flavor Text: Artist: Christopher Rush Card Title: Bronze Calendar Rarity: U Card Type: Artifact Cost: 4 Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Your spells cost 1 less to play as long as you speak in a voice other than your normal voice. If you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice Bronze Calendar. Flavor Text: Every page holds a month, every date a numeral. Artist: Melissa A. Benson Card Title: Bureaucracy Rarity: R Card Type: Enchantment Cost: 3UU Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, during the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering trading card game (hereafter known as "PLAYER"), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as "ACTION QUEUE"), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a PLAYER can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER. If any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, sacrifice Bureacuracy and said PLAYER discards his or her complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as "HAND"). Flavor Text: Artist: Mark Zug Card Title: Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire Rarity: R Card Type: Enchantment Cost: 3R Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Whenever any player taps a card, that player gives control of that card to an opponent at end of turn. If a player does not tap any nonland cards during his or her turn, Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire deals 3 damage to that player at end of turn. Flavor Text: Artist: Richard Kane Ferguson Card Title: Cardboard Carapace Rarity: R Card Type: Enchant Creature Cost: 5G Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: For each other Cardboard Carapace card you have with you, enchanted creature gets +1/+1. Errata: This does not count any Cardboard Carapace cards in play that you control or in your graveyard, hand, or library. Flavor Text: Artist: Douglas Shuler Card Title: Censorship Rarity: U Card Type: Enchantment Cost: U Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: When Censorship comes into play, choose a [CENSORED] word. Whenever any [CENSORED] player says the chosen [CENSORED] word, Censorship deals 2 [CENSORED] damage to him or her. Flavor Text: Editor's note: There were no suitable flavor text submissions for this card. Artist: Card Title: Chaos Confetti Rarity: C Card Type: Artifact Cost: 4 Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: 4, T: Tear Chaos Confetti into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the playing area from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each card in play that a piece touches. Remove the pieces from the game afterwards. Flavor Text: And you thought that was just an urban legend. Artist: Mark Tedin Card Title: Charm School Rarity: U Card Type: Enchant Player Cost: 2W Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: When Charm School comes into play, choose a color and balance Charm School on your head. Prevent all damage to you of the chosen color. If Charm School falls off your head, sacrifice Charm School. Flavor Text: Artist: Card Title: Checks and Balances Rarity: U Card Type: Enchantment Cost: 2U Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Whenever any spell is played, counter that spell if each player, other than the caster and his or her teammates, agrees to choose and discard a card. Those players must discard those cards after agreeing. Checks and Balances may be played only in a game with three or more players. Flavor Text: Artist: David A. Cherry Card Title: Chicken a la King Rarity: R Card Type: Summon Chicken Cost: 1UU Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Card Text: Whenever a 6 is rolled on a six-sided die, put a +1/+1 counter on each Chicken in play. (You may roll dice only when a card instructs you to.) Tap a Chicken you control: Roll a six-sided die. Flavor Text: During the Chicken Revolution, the king managed to keep his head while the others - well, just ran around. Artist: Mark Zug Card Title: Chicken Egg Rarity: C Card Type: Summon Egg Cost: 1R Pow/Tgh: 0/1 Card Text: During your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. On a 6, sacrifice Chicken Egg and put a Giant Chicken token into play. Treat this token as a 4/4 red creature that counts as a Chicken. Flavor Text: "That's a lotta nuggets." -Jaya Ballard, task mage Artist: Christopher Rush Card Title: Clam Session Rarity: C Card Type: Summon Clamfolk Cost: 1UU Pow/Tgh: 2/5 Card Text: When Clam Session comes into play, choose a word. During your upkeep, sing at least six words of a song, one of which must be the chosen word, or sacrifice Clam Session. You cannot repeat a song. Flavor Text: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl . . . ." Artist: Randy Elliott Card Title: Clambassadors Rarity: C Card Type: Summon Clamfolk Cost: 3U Pow/Tgh: 4/4 Card Text: If Clambassadors damages any player, choose an artifact, creature, or land you control. That player gains control of that artifact, creature, or land. Flavor Text: "Sorry we shelled your village-here's some gold." Artist: Randy Elliott Card Title: Clam-I-Am Rarity: C Card Type: Summon Clamfolk Cost: 2U Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Card Text: Whenever you roll a 3 on a six-sided die, you may reroll that die. Flavor Text: The Clams down in Clamville All scootered and skittled- "The three is no more!" The Clam fiddler fiddled. Artist: Randy Elliott Card Title: Clay Pigeon Rarity: U Card Type: Artifact Creature Cost: 3 Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Card Text: Flying 1, Throw Clay Pigeon into the air at least two feet above your head while seated, Attempt to catch it with one hand: If you catch Clay Pigeon, prevent all damage to you from any one source and return Clay Pigeon to play, tapped. Otherwise sacrifice it. Flavor Text: Artist: D. Alexander Gregory Card Title: Common Courtesy Rarity: U Card Type: Enchantment Cost: 2UU Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Counter any spell unless its caster asks your permission to play that spell. If you refuse permission, Sacrifice Common Courtesy and counter the spell. Flavor Text: "You didn't say the Magic word." Artist: Mike Raabe Card Title: Deadhead Rarity: C Card Type: Summon Zombie Cost: 3B Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Card Text: Put Deadhead into play. Use this ability only if any opponent loses contact with his or her hand of cards and only if Deadhead is in your graveyard. Flavor Text: "I'm back from the Dead," the zombie moaned. "And they were far out, man." Artist: Daren Bader Card Title: Denied! Rarity: C Card Type: Interrupt Cost: U Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Play Denied! only as any opponent casts target spell. Name a card, then look at all cards in that player's hand. If the named card is in the player's hand, counter target spell. Flavor Text: "Don't worry about it. It happens to every mage sooner or later." Artist: Quinton Hoover Card Title: Double Cross Rarity: C Card Type: Sorcery Cost: 3BB Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Choose another player. Look at that player's hand and choose one of those cards other than a basic land. He or she discards that card. At the beginning of the next game with the player, look at the player's hand and choose one of those cards other than a basic land. He or she discards that card. Flavor Text: "You're in for a nasty butt-kickin'." Artist: Jeff Laubenstein Card Title: Double Deal Rarity: C Card Type: Sorcery Cost: 4R Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Choose another player. Double Deal deals 3 damage to that player now and deals an additional 3 damage to the player at the beginning of the next game with the player. Flavor Text: "I'm facing defeat, . . ." Artist: Edward P. Beard, Jr. Card Title: Double Dip Rarity: C Card Type: Instant Cost: 4W Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Choose another player. Gain 5 life now and an additional 5 life at the beginning of the next game with that player. Flavor Text: In a duel and taking a lickin' . . . Artist: D. Alexander Gregory Card Title: Double Play Rarity: C Card Type: Sorcery Cost: 3GG Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Choose another player. Search your library for a basic land and put that land into play. At the beginning of the next game with that player, search your library for an additional basic land and put that land into play. In both cases, shuffle your library afterwards. Flavor Text: The wizard exclaimed, "I'm no chicken . . . ." Artist: Phil Foglio Card Title: Double Take Rarity: C Card Type: Instant Cost: 3UU Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Choose another player. Draw two cards now and draw an additional two cards at the beginning of the next game with that player. Flavor Text: "But next time we meet, . . ." Artist: Phil Foglio Card Title: Elvish Impersonators Rarity: C Card Type: Summon Elves Cost: 3G Pow/Tgh: */* Card Text: When you play Elvish Impersonators, roll two six-sided dice one after the other. Elvish Impersonators comes into play with power equal to the first die roll and toughness equal to the second. Flavor Text: "Uh-hunh." Artist: Phil Foglio Card Title: Flock of Rabid Sheep Rarity: U Card Type: Sorcery Cost: XGG Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Flip X coins; an opponent calls heads or tails. For each flip you win, put a Rabid Sheep token into play. Treat these tokens as 2/2 green creatures that count as Sheep. Flavor Text: And their bleating was like a wet salmon slapped upon the land - slap! slap! slap! Artist: Anthony S. Waters Card Title: Forest Rarity: C Card Type: Land Cost: Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: T: G Flavor Text: Artist: Terese Nielsen Card Title: Fowl Play Rarity: C Card Type: Enchant Creature Cost: 2U Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a 1/1 creature that counts as a Chicken. Flavor Text: "I feel like chicken tonight!" Artist: Mark Poole Card Title: Free-for-All Rarity: R Card Type: Enchantment Cost: 3U Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: When Free-for-All comes into play, set aside all creatures in play, face down. During each player's upkeep, that player chooses a creature card at random from those set aside in this way and puts that creature into play under his or her control. If Free-for-All leaves play, but each creature still set aside this way into its owner's graveyard. Flavor Text: Artist: Phil Foglio Card Title: Free-Range Chicken Rarity: C Card Type: Summon Chicken Cost: 3G Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Card Text: 1G: Roll two six-sided dice. If both die rolls are the same, Free-Range Chicken gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number rolled on each die. Otherwise, if the total rolled is equal to any other total you have rolled this turn for Free-Range Chicken, sacrifice it. (For example, if you roll two 3s, Free-Range Chicken gets +3/+3. If you roll a total of 6 for Free-Range Chicken later in that turn, sacrifice it.) Flavor Text: Artist: Mike Raabe Card Title: Gerrymandering Rarity: U Card Type: Sorcery Cost: 2G Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Remove all lands from play and shuffle them together. Randomly deal to each player one land card for each land he or she had before. Each player puts those lands into play under his or her control, untapped. Flavor Text: Artist: Doug Chaffee Card Title: Get a Life Rarity: U Card Type: Instant Cost: W Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Target player and each of his or her teammates exchange life totals. Flavor Text: Gimme five! (Or whatever you got.) Artist: Melissa A. Benson Card Title: Ghazban Ogress Rarity: C Card Type: Summon Ogre Cost: G Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Card Text: When Ghazban Ogress comes into play, the player who has won the most Magic games that day gains control of it. If more than one player has won the same number of games, you retain control of Ghazban Ogress. Flavor Text: Artist: Mike Raabe Card Title: Giant Fan Rarity: R Card Type: Artifact Cost: 4 Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: 2, T: Move target counter from one card to another. If the second card's rules text refers to any type of counters, the moved counter becomes one of those counters. Otherwise, it becomes a +1/+1 counter. Flavor Text: Only a villain would unleash a giant fan on anyone! Artist: Randy Gallegos Card Title: Goblin Rarity: U Card Type: (Token) Cost: Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Flavor Text: Artist: Pete Venters Card Title: Goblin Bookie Rarity: C Card Type: Summon Goblin Cost: R Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Card Text: R, T: Reflip any coin or reroll any die. Flavor Text: "Glok loved bets! He'd sit in the bar all night an' laugh an' laugh. Hey - he still owes me." -Squee, goblin casino hand Artist: Phil Foglio Card Title: Goblin Bowling Team Rarity: C Card Type: Summon Goblins Cost: 3R Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Card Text: Whenever Goblin Bowling Team damages any creature or player, roll a six-sided die. Goblin Bowling Team deals to that creature or player additional damage equal to the die roll. Flavor Text: Flog was out of his league - this game wasn't up his alley, but the team couldn't spare him if he split. Artist: Pete Venters Card Title: Goblin Tutor Rarity: U Card Type: Instant Cost: R Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Roll a six-sided die for Goblin Tutor. On a 1, Goblin Tutor has no effect. Otherwise, search your library for the indicated card, reveal that card to all players, and put it into your hand. Shuffle your library afterwards. 2 - Any Goblin Tutor 3 - Any enchantment 4 - Any artifact 5 - Any creature 6 - Any sorcery, instant, or interrupt Flavor Text: Artist: Quinton Hoover Card Title: Growth Spurt Rarity: C Card Type: Instant Cost: 1G Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Roll a six-sided die. Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is equal to the die roll. Flavor Text: MORE TO LOVE: Friendly, nature-loving, Bunyonesque SEM seeks SEF looking for a huge commitment. Artist: Jeff Laubenstein Card Title: Gus Rarity: C Card Type: Summon Gus Cost: 2G Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Card Text: Gus comes into play with one +1/+1 counter on it for each game you have lost to your opponent since you last won a Magic game against him or her. Flavor Text: "Now I lay me down to sleep - What are you starin' at?" Artist: DiTerlizzi Card Title: Handcuffs Rarity: U Card Type: Enchantment Cost: 3BB Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Target player keeps both hands in contact with each other. If he or she does not, sacrifice Handcuffs and that player sacrifices three cards in play. Flavor Text: "That was fun! Now me." -Gwendlyn Di Corci Artist: Jeff Laubenstein Card Title: Hungry Hungry Heifer Rarity: U Card Type: Summon Cow Cost: 2G Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Card Text: During your upkeep, remove a counter from any card you control or sacrifice Hungry Hungry Heifer. Flavor Text: Mooo. Artist: Randy Gallegos Card Title: Hurloon Wrangler Rarity: C Card Type: Summon Minotaur Cost: 2R Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Card Text: Denimwalk (If defending player is wearing any clothing made of denim, this creature is unblockable.) Flavor Text: "Nothing comes between me and my Didgeridoos(TM)." Artist: Card Title: I'm Rubber, You're Glue Rarity: R Card Type: Enchantment Cost: WW Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Speak only in rhyming sentences. If you do not, sacrifice I'm Rubber, You're Glue. Say "I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything bounces off me and sticks to you": Target spell or ability, which targets only you, targets another player of your choice instead. (The new target must be legal.) Flavor Text: Artist: Phil Foglio Card Title: Incoming! Rarity: R Card Type: Sorcery Cost: 4GGGG Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Each player searches his or her library for any number of artifacts, creatures, enchantments, and lands and puts those cards into play. Each player shuffles his or her library afterwards. Flavor Text: Artist: Quinton Hoover Card Title: Infernal Spawn of Evil Rarity: R Card Type: Summon (Demon) Beast Cost: 6BBB Pow/Tgh: 7/7 Card Text: Flying, first strike 1B, Reveal Infernal Spawn of Evil from your hand, Say "It's coming!": Infernal Spawn of Evil deals 1 damage to target opponent. Use this ability only during your upkeep and only once each upkeep. Flavor Text: Artist: Ron Spencer Card Title: Island Rarity: C Card Type: Land Cost: Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: T: U Flavor Text: Artist: Daren Bader Card Title: Jack-in-the-Mox Rarity: R Card Type: Artifact Cost: 0 Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: T: Roll a six-sided die for Jack-in-the-Mox. On a 1, sacrifice Jack-in-the-Mox and lose 5 life. Otherwise, Jack-in-the-Mox has one of the following effects. Treat this ability as a mana source. 2 - Add W to your mana pool. 3 - Add U to your mana pool. 4 - Add B to your mana pool. 5 - Add R to your mana pool. 6 - Add G to your mana pool. Flavor Text: Artist: Dan Frazier Card Title: Jalum Grifter Rarity: R Card Type: Summon Legend Cost: 3RR Pow/Tgh: 3/5 Card Text: 1R, T: Put Jalum Grifter and two lands you control face down in front of target opponent after revealing each card to him or her. Then, rearrange the order of the three cards as often as you wish, keeping them on the table at all times. That opponent then chooses one of those cards. If a land is chosen, destroy target card in play. Otherwise, sacrifice Jalum Grifter. Flavor Text: Artist: Phil Foglio Card Title: Jester's Sombrero Rarity: R Card Type: Artifact Cost: 2 Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: 2, T, Sacrifice Jester's Sombrero: Look through target player's sideboard and remove any three of those cards from it for the remainder of the match. Flavor Text: "ˇYo quiero Kormus Bell!" Artist: Dan Frazier Card Title: Jumbo Imp Rarity: U Card Type: Summon Imp Cost: 2B Pow/Tgh: 0/0 Card Text: Flying When you play Jumbo Imp, roll a six-sided die. Jumbo Imp comes into play with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the die roll. During your upkeep, roll a six-sided die and put on Jumbo Imp a number of +1/+1 counters equal to the die roll. At the end of your turn, roll a six-sided die and remove from Jumbo Imp a number of +1/+1 counters equal to the die roll. Flavor Text: Artist: Pete Venters Card Title: Knight of the Hokey Pokey Rarity: C Card Type: Summon Knight Cost: WW Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Card Text: First strike 1W, Do the Hokey Pokey (Stand up, wiggle your butt, raise your hands above your head, and shake them wildly as you rotate 360 degrees): Prevent all damage to Knight of the Hokey Pokey from any one source. Flavor Text: That's what it's all about. Artist: Kev Walker Card Title: Krazy Kow Rarity: C Card Type: Summon Cow Cost: 3R Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Card Text: During your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. On a 1, sacrifice Krazy Kow and it deals 3 damage to each creature and player. Flavor Text: "I got your milk right here!" Artist: Ron Spencer Card Title: Landfill Rarity: R Card Type: Sorcery Cost: 4R Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Choose a land type. Remove from play all lands of that type that you control. Drop those cards, one at a time, onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot. Destroy each card in play that is completely covered by those cards. Then return to play, tapped, all lands dropped in this way. Flavor Text: Artist: Daren Bader Card Title: Lexivore Rarity: U Card Type: Summon Beast Cost: 3W Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Card Text: If Lexivore damages any player, destroy target card in play, other than Lexivore, with the most lines of text in its text box. (If more than one card has the most lines of text, you choose which of those cards to destroy.) Flavor Text: Plucking the chicken - Elvish expression meaning "flinging the monkey" Artist: Daniel Gelon Card Title: Look at Me, I'm the DCI Rarity: R Card Type: Sorcery Cost: 5WW Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Ban one card, other than a basic land, for the remainder of the match. (For the remainder of the match, each player removes from the game all copies of that card in play or in any graveyard, hand, library, or sideboard.) Flavor Text: Few understand the DCI's rigorous decision-making process. Artist: Mark Rosewater Card Title: Mesa Chicken Rarity: C Card Type: Summon Chicken Cost: WW Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Card Text: Stand up, Flap your arms, Cluck like a chicken: Mesa Chicken gains flying until end of turn. Flavor Text: "Lo! lord of layers proudly comb-crested Hero to hens father to feathers Crowing sun-caller weaver of wattle Elder to eggs." - Rooster Saga Artist: Kev Walker Card Title: Mine, Mine, Mine! Rarity: R Card Type: Enchantment Cost: 4GG Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: When Mine, Mine, Mine! comes into play, each player puts his or her library into his or her hand. Each player skips his or her discard phase and does not lose as a result of being unable to draw a card. Each player cannot play more than one spell each turn. If Mine, Mine, Mine! leaves play, each player shuffles his or her hand and graveyard into his or her library. Flavor Text: Artist: Heather Hudson Card Title: Mirror Mirror Rarity: R Card Type: Artifact Cost: 7 Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Mirror Mirror comes into play tapped. 7, T, Sacrifice Mirror Mirror: At end of turn, exchange life totals with target player and exchange all cards in play that you control, and all cards in your hand, library, and graveyard, with that player until end of game. Flavor Text: Artist: "Illus. Kaja Foglio oilgoF ajaK .sullI" Card Title: Miss Demeanor Rarity: U Card Type: Summon Lady of Proper Etiquette Cost: 3W Pow/Tgh: 3/1 Card Text: Flying, first strike During each other player's turn, compliment that player on his or her game play or sacrifice Miss Demeanor. Flavor Text: Even war can be civil. Artist: Matthew Wilson Card Title: Mountain Rarity: C Card Type: Land Cost: Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: T: R Flavor Text: Artist: Tom Wanerstrand Card Title: Once More with Feeling Rarity: R Card Type: Sorcery Cost: WWWW Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Remove Once More with Feeling from the game as well as all cards in play and in all graveyards. Each player shuffles his or her hand into her or his library, then draws seven cards. Each player's life total is set to 10. DCI ruling: This card is restricted. (You cannot play with more than one in a deck.) Flavor Text: Artist: Terese Nielsen Card Title: Organ Harvest Rarity: C Card Type: Sorcery Cost: B Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: You and your teammates may sacrifice any number of creatures. For each creature sacrificed in this way, add BB to your mana pool. Flavor Text: "Lucy, you've got some spleenin' to do." Artist: Terese Nielsen Card Title: Ow Rarity: R Card Type: Enchantment Cost: B Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Whenever any creature damages a player, for each Ow card in play, that player says "Ow" once or Ow deals 1 damage to him or her. Flavor Text: Have you ever noticed how some flavor text has no relevance whatsoever to the card it's on? Artist: Edward P. Beard, Jr. Card Title: Paper Tiger Rarity: C Card Type: Artifact Creature Cost: 4 Pow/Tgh: 4/3 Card Text: Rock Lobsters cannot attack or block. Flavor Text: The tiger is always quick to fold. Artist: Heather Hudson Card Title: Pegasus Rarity: U Card Type: (Token) Cost: Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Flavor Text: Artist: Mark Zug Card Title: Plains Rarity: C Card Type: Land Cost: Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: T: W Flavor Text: Artist: Christopher Rush Card Title: Poultrygeist Rarity: C Card Type: Summon Chicken Cost: 2B Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Card Text: Flying Whenever a creature is put into any graveyard from play, you may roll a six-sided die. On a 1, sacrifice Poultrygeist. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on Poultrygeist. Flavor Text: Farmer Brown never ate eggs again. Artist: Daren Bader Card Title: Prismatic Wardrobe Rarity: C Card Type: Sorcery Cost: W Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Destroy target card that does not share a color with clothing worn by its controller. You cannot choose an artifact or land card. Flavor Text: "Spring in Dominaria means pastels!" - Excerpt from Mage's Home Journal Artist: D. Alexander Gregory Card Title: Psychic Network Rarity: R Card Type: Enchantment Cost: U Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Each player reveals the top card of his or her library to all other players by continuously holding it against his or her forehead. This does not allow a player to look at his or her own card. (That card still counts as the top card of your library. Whenever you draw a card, draw that one and replace it with the nect card of your library.) Flavor Text: Artist: Phil Foglio Card Title: Ricochet Rarity: U Card Type: Enchantment Cost: R Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Whenever any spell targets a single player, each player rolls a six-sided die. That spell is redirected to the player or players with the lowest die roll. If two or more players tie for the lowest die roll, they reroll until there is no tie. Flavor Text: Artist: David A. Cherry Card Title: Rock Lobster Rarity: C Card Type: Artifact Creature Cost: 4 Pow/Tgh: 4/3 Card Text: Scissors Lizards cannot attack or block. Flavor Text: Many take the lobster for granite. Artist: Heather Hudson Card Title: Scissors Lizard Rarity: C Card Type: Artifact Creature Cost: 4 Pow/Tgh: 4/3 Card Text: Paper Tigers cannot attack or block. Flavor Text: Nothing beats the lizard's shear power. Artist: Heather Hudson Card Title: Sex Appeal Rarity: C Card Type: Instant Cost: W Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Prevent up to 3 damage total to any number of creatures and/or players. If there are more players in the room of the opposite sex, prevent up to 3 additional damage total to any number of creatures and/or players. Flavor Text: Artist: Matthew Wilson Card Title: Sheep Rarity: U Card Type: (Token) Cost: Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Flavor Text: Artist: Kev Walker Card Title: Soldier Rarity: U Card Type: (Token) Cost: Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Flavor Text: Artist: Daren Bader Card Title: Sorry Rarity: U Card Type: Enchantment Cost: UU Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Before playing any spell, if a copy of that spell card is in any graveyard, the spell's caster may say "Sorry." If he or she does not, any other player may counter the spell by saying "Sorry" as it is cast. If any player says "Sorry" at any other time, Sorry deals 2 damage to that player. Flavor Text: Artist: Kaja Foglio Card Title: Spark Fiend Rarity: R Card Type: Summon Beast Cost: 4R Pow/Tgh: 5/6 Card Text: When Spark Fiend comes into play, roll two six-sided dice. On a total of 2, 3, or 12, sacrifice Spark Fiend. On a total of 7 or 11, do not roll dice for Spark Fiend during any of your following upkeep phases. If you roll any other total, note it. During your upkeep, roll two six-sided dice. On a total of 7, sacrifice Spark Field. If you roll the noted total, do not roll dice for Spark Fiend during any of your following upkeep phases. On any other roll, there is no effect. Flavor Text: Artist: Pete Venters Card Title: Spatula of the Ages Rarity: U Card Type: Artifact Cost: 4 Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: 4, T, Sacrifice Spatula of the Ages: Put into play from your hand any card from an Unglued supplement. Flavor Text: At last Urza's powers were focused through the incredible artifact. "Who wants pancakes?" he asked. Artist: Melissa A. Benson Card Title: Squirrel Rarity: U Card Type: (Token) Cost: Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Flavor Text: Artist: Ron Spencer Card Title: Squirrel Farm Rarity: R Card Type: Enchantment Cost: 2G Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: 1G: Choose a card in your hand. Covering the artist's name, reveal the card to target player. If that player cannot name the artist, reveal the artist's name and put a Squirrel token into play. Treat this token as a 1/1 green creature. Flavor Text: "And the ignorant shall fall to the squirrels." - Chip 2: 54 Artist: Ron Spencer Card Title: Strategy, Schmategy Rarity: R Card Type: Sorcery Cost: 1R Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Roll a six-sided die for Strategy, Schmategy. On a 1, Strategy, Schmategy has no effect. Otherwise, it has one of the following effects. 2 - Destroy all artifacts. 3 - Destroy all lands. 4 - Strategy, Schmategy deals 3 damage to each creature and player. 5 - Each player discards his or her hand, and draws seven cards. 6 - Roll the die two more times. Flavor Text: Artist: Daniel Gelon Card Title: Swamp Rarity: C Card Type: Land Cost: Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: T: B Flavor Text: Artist: Mark Zug Card Title: Team Spirit Rarity: C Card Type: Instant Cost: 2G Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: All creatures controlled by target player and his or her teammates get +1/+1 until end of turn. Flavor Text: Due to some late-night partying, the chicken missed the group photo. Artist: Terese Nielsen Card Title: Temp of the Damned Rarity: C Card Type: Summon Zombie Cost: 2B Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Card Text: When you play Temp of the Damned, roll a six-sided die. Temp of the Damned comes into play with a number of funk counters on it equal to the die roll. During your upkeep, remove a funk counter from Temp of the Damned or sacrifice Temp of the Damned. Flavor Text: "Not the graveyard shift again!" Artist: Card Title: The Cheese Stands Alone Rarity: R Card Type: Enchantment Cost: 4WW Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: If you control no cards in play other than The Cheese Stands Alone and have no cards in your hand, you win the game. Flavor Text: The meat, on the other hand, has frequent visitors. Artist: Randy Elliott Card Title: The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast(R) Customer Service Rarity: U Card Type: Sorcery Cost: XYZRR Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast(R) Customer Service deals X damage to each of Y target creatures and Z target players. Flavor Text: Mon.-Fri. 9: 00 A.M.-8: 00 P.M. Pacific (206) 624-0933 Artist: Melissa A. Benson Card Title: Timmy, Power Gamer Rarity: R Card Type: Summon Legend Cost: 2GG Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Card Text: 4: Put a creature into play from your hand. Flavor Text: "Just wait till I get my Leviathan . . . ." Artist: Edward P. Beard, Jr. Card Title: Urza's Contact Lenses Rarity: U Card Type: Artifact Cost: 0 Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Urza's Contact Lenses comes into play tapped and does not untap during its controller's untap phase. All players play with their hands face up. Clap your hands twice: Tap or untap Urza's Contact Lenses. Flavor Text: Artist: David A. Cherry Card Title: Urza's Science Fair Project Rarity: U Card Type: Artifact Creature Cost: 6 Pow/Tgh: 4/4 Card Text: 2: Roll a six-sided die for Urza's Science Fair Project. 1 - It gets -2/-2 until end of turn. 2 - It deals no combat damage this turn. 3 - Attacking does not cause it to tap this turn. 4 - It gains first strike until end of turn. 5 - It gains flying until end of turn. 6 - it gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Artist: Phil Foglio Card Title: Volrath's Motion Sensor Rarity: U Card Type: Enchant Player Cost: B Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: When Volrath's Motion Sensor comes into play, choose target hand controlled by an opponent. Enchanted player balances Volrath's Motion Sensor on the back of that hand. If Volrath's Motion Sensor falls off the hand, sacrifice Volrath's Motion Sensor and that player loses 3 life. Artist: Mark Tedin Card Title: Zombie Rarity: U Card Type: (Token) Cost: Pow/Tgh: n/a Card Text: Artist: Christopher Rush (C) 1998 Wizards of the Coast, Inc. Wizards of the Coast, Magic: The Gathering, and Unglued are trademarks of Wizards of the Coast, Inc. They are also freedom fighters waging a valiant struggle against The Cheesedip Cartel. You think we're kidding? You should have seen what they did to Lil' Wunderbuns. Sometimes cheese goes too far. Wizards of the Coast, Magic: The Gathering, the concept of truth, most weather patterns, the spark of humanity, balloons, and Unglued are trademarks of Wizards of the Coast, Inc. Lil' Wunderbuns is an autonomous collective. Drive safe, everyone. We're here all week.